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Don't get me wrong, I likle the guy. But the following information shows how easily things can be taken out of context.
Some time ago, I located a list of what I call "PotterNuendo". It comprised a list of quotes from Phoenix taken out of context, which sounded "naughty". Since I'm bored, I compiled a list for Goblet of Fire. See below.
    Chapter 2: The Scar
  1. Harry lay flat on his back, breathing hard as though he had been running.
  2. It was still painful.
  3. It looked normal, but it was still stinging.

    Chapter 3: The Invitation
  4. However, at the bottom of the report, there were a few well chosen comments from the school nurse which not even Uncle Vernon and Aunt Petunia could explain away.
  5. "What does she mean, the normal way?" he spat.

    Chapter 4: Back to the Burrow
  6. ...Aunt Petunia screaming and lying on top of Dudley,...

    Chapter 5: Weasley's Wizard Wheezes

  7. "It was four foot long before his parents would let me shrink it!"
  8. "Will you keep it down?" he bellowed.

    Chapter 6: The Portkey

  9. "So they're still in bed?" Said Fred grumpily, pulling hs bowl of porridge towards him.

    Chapter 7: Bagman and Crouch

  10. "So keeping busy, Barty?" said Bagman breezily.

    Chapter 8: The Quidditch World Cup

  11. "Well, it's about time he had a bit of fun," said Harry.
  12. "Harry, what are you doing?" said Hermione's voice from a long way off.
  13. Ministry wizards were flooding onto the field to separate the Veela and the Leprechauns, but with little success;...
  14. At last, when the Irish team had left the box to perform another lap of honour on their brooms (Aidan Lynch on the back of Connolly's, clutching hard around his waist and still grinning in a bemused sort of way),...

    Chapter 9: The Dark Mark

  15. "Well, the elves are happy, aren't they?" Ron said. "You heard old Winky back at the match...'House-elves is not supposed to have fun.'...that's what she likes, being bossed around..."
  16. "Imagine if your Dad catches Lucius Malfoy," said Harry, sitting down next to Ron and watching the small figure of Krum slouching over the fallen leaves. "He's always said he'd like to get something on him."
  17. "Stop!" yelled a voice he recognized. "STOP! That's my son!"
  18. "Bit embarressing," Mr Diggory said grimly, looking down at Winky's unconcious form. "Barty Crouch's house-elf...I mean to say..."
    "Come off it Amos," said Mr. Weasly quietly,...
  19. "I have been busy, Ludo," said Mr Crouch,...
  20. "I is not doing it!" she squealed, her eyes rolling in terror.
  21. "Of course — everyone knows —" muttered Mr. Diggory, looking highly discomfited.
  22. "Then she gulped, and said, "Is seeing no one, sir ... no one..."
  23. "M-m-master ..." Winky stammered, looking up at Mr. Crouch, her eyes brimming with tears. "M-m-master, p-p-please..."
  24. With some assistance from Harry, Ron, and Hermione, Mr. Weasley explained what had happened in the woods.

    Chapter 10: Mayhem at the Ministry

  25. "What are you two up to?" said Mrs. Weasley sharply, her eyes on the twins.
  26. "His slave you mean!" said Hermione, her voice rising shrilly. "Because he didn't pay Winky, did he?"

    Chapter 11: Aboard the Hogwarts Express

  27. "All right, I'm off," Mr Weasley said,...
  28. "Dumbledore's not what you'd call normal, though, is he?" said Fred.
  29. "Yeah, thanks for everything, Mrs. Weasley," said Harry.
  30. "Don't remember asking you to join us, Malfoy," said Harry coolly.

    Chapter 12: The Triwizard Tournament

  31. "Oh, hurry up," Ron moaned, beside Harry.
  32. Hermione gasped.
  33. "Dumbledore knows your not of age, though," said Ron.

    Chapter 13: Mad-Eye Moody

  34. "And why would we want to raise them?" said a cold voice.
  35. Can I have a look at Uranus too, Lavender?" said Ron.
  36. Malfoy, whose oale eyes were watering with pain and humiliation,...
  37. "He could really have hurt Malfoy, though," she said.

    Chapter 14: The Unforgivable Curses

  38. "But Dumbledore's always done things his way, hasn't he, and Moody's been getting in trouble for years, I reckon."

    Chapter 18: The Weighing of the Wands

  39. "We don't want to be in there with all that noise," she said. "Let's see ... ah, yes, this is nice and cosy."
  40. "Rather thicker than one usually sees ... quite rigid ... ten and a quarter inches ...Avis!"

    Chapter 19: The Hungarian Horntail

  41. He wondered how the other champions were feeling.

    Chapter 23: The Yule Ball

  42. "Dobby!" Harry yellled, scrambling away from the elf so fast he almost fell out of bed. "Don't do that!"

    Chapter 24: Rita Skeeter's Scoop

  43. "Well, I think this should put and end to the oaf's teaching career," said Malfoy, his eyes glinting.
  44. "You horrible woman," she said, through gritted teeth, "you don't care, do you, anything for a story, and anyone will do, won't they? Even Ludo Bagman —"

    Chapter 25: The Egg and the Eye

  45. "You need to put your head under too," said Myrtle, who seemed to be thoughroughly enjoying bossing him around. "Go on!"

    Chapter 27: Padfoot Returns

  46. Miss Granger, a plain but ambitious girl, seems to have a taste for famous wizards that Harry Potter alone cannot satisfy.
  47. Snape's eyes flashed. He plunged a hand into the inside of his black robes.
  48. "Says he's taken a liking to me," said Harry.
  49. "Hermione, will you give it a rest with the elf!" said Ron.
  50. ..."They took him into a cell near mine. He was screaming for his mother by nightfall. He went quiet after a few days, though ... they all went quiet in the end ... except when they screamed in their sleep..."
  51. ..."I watched them do it."

    Chapter 28: The Madness of Mr. Crouch

  52. Harry shook his head, staring at the place where he'd seen movement. He slipped his hand inside his robes, reaching for his wand.

    Chapter 30: The Pensive

  53. "Father" said the boy with the straw-coloured hair. "Father ... please ..."

    Chapter 31: The Third Task

  54. "Yeah," panted Cedric. "Yeah ... I don't believe it ... he crept up behind me ... I heard him, I turned round, and he had his wand on me ..."

    Chapter 32: Flesh, Blood and Bone

  55. "Someone's coming," he said suddenly.
  56. Cedric was lying spread-eagled on the ground beside him.

    Chapter 34: Priori Incantium

  57. "Yes," Harry gasped; fighting now to keep a hold on his wand, which was slipping and sliding beneath his fingertips.
  58. "I will," said Harry, his face screwed up with the effort of holding the wand.

    Chapter 36: The Parting of the Ways

  59. "The moment that - that thing entered the room," she screamed, poining at Fudge, trembling all over, "it swooped down on Crouch and - and -"
  60. Fudge's curious smile lingered.
  61. "Severus," said Dumbledore, turning to Sanpe, "you know what I must ask you to do. If you are ready ... if you are prepared ..."

    Chapter 37: The Beginning

  62. ..."Well, now it has, an' we'll jus' have ter get on with it."...
  63. .."Migh' be able to stop him before he get's a good hold."...
  64. "What's Dumbledore asked you do do, Hagrid?" he asked.
  65. "How was she doing it?" said harry at once.
  66. "Harry," said Geoge weakly,...
  67. As Hagrid had said, what would come, would come ...
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